Mom had always joked that I ruined her body once for other men. One afternoon, I was given another chance.

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I knew my sister was joking when she said "Take a picture, it'll last longer." But still.

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I thought mom was joking about wanting a massage. But she was very specific on where to start, and how to finish.

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I was going to make a joke about doing this split gif, but I think that’s a stretch.

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