Told one of my buddies I got a golden dog cock that jizzes. He asked, "What do you mean?” ... I replied, "I mean I got a golden dog cock that jizzes." Thank you Bad Dragon for allowing me the ability to say those words.
My buddy really became a cocky dick once we graduated from middle school and he got the starting varsity quarterback job as a freshman.. it was almost overnight that he became the coolest kid in school, chicks began throwing themselves at him, even the se
