This poor girl is so super cute but she does things that make you go, "Girl, you are currently demonstrating low sexual market value, and with that kind of behavior you are never going to tie one down." Maybe that's okay. Maybe she's a free spirit. But yo
"Oh, cousin... I sent that to you on accident. But I guess we're cousins so it's okay, right? I mean, you can even keep it if you want, just send me a picture of you so that we're even."
MD feminists: HIS pleasure is your only pleasure. You enjoy your pain cause it makes it clearer to Him that He's the only one enjoying sex, and that you're so inferior that sex doesn't benefit you, but it's the only benefit you can give Him so you earn mo
Gents, remember that it's not your ability to approach women that makes you attractive and so accepted by women; it's your attractiveness (***that makes you get accepted by women***) that enables you to successfully approach women. Approaching the gym is
You knew you weren't enough for your fiancee, so you only had two rules when she had that urge: No kissing, and the guy has to wear protection. Unfortunately her new bull has only one rule: Shut the fuck up, you pussy!
Your girlfriend convinced you to let her wear a transparent swimming costume to your friend's pool party. You hadn't made her cum in weeks so you knew she was going to fuck the first guy that approached her. What you didn't know was that she was so horny
That necklace cost you over a grand and put you in serious debt; so you'd recognise it anywhere. So seeing your girlfriend wear it while being mercilessly fucked by your asshole neighbor stung all the more.
You invited your asshole boss over for dinner in the hopes that he would finally give you that promotion you had been working so hard for. Unfortunately for you, he wasn’t interested in any of the food, only your daughter’s pretty mouth.
