You knew you weren't enough for your fiancee, so you only had two rules when she had that urge: No kissing, and the guy has to wear protection. Unfortunately her new bull has only one rule: Shut the fuck up, you pussy!
I got a SnapChat notification from my new step-sister. Seconds later, she burst into the room, yelling "DON'T OPEN THAT MESSAGE!" Unfortunately she was too late though, and now I knew her secret.
i always try to tuck them in and pretend like they’re smaller, but when i’m wet that’s pretty much impossible. unfortunately, people only really see them when they’re wet lol. this is my truth <3
You invited your asshole boss over for dinner in the hopes that he would finally give you that promotion you had been working so hard for. Unfortunately for you, he wasn’t interested in any of the food, only your daughter’s pretty mouth.
