Joined the wrestling team as a senior this year. My father awkwardly mentioned that men in our family might wanna think twice before doing that. I had no idea what he meant until I got the nickname "big unit" when I put on my singlet.
You weren't sure if those long nights you spent in your TA's office meant she was interested, but you spent more time wondering what was under her clothes than studying. That is, until she drunkenly sent you a picture of her fat cock.