A poor redneck girl is weighed down by her waterlogged overalls and her parents disappointment, attempts to climb on top of a starfish to make it to the safety of the surface while the bastard offspring of a unicorn and a water snake overlooks the affair
The Socialite had been thankful when the Private Detective had provided her with photographic proof of her husband's affair, the only grounds for divorce under Patriarchy. Her freedom proved to be short lived however, as the PI has received a higher price
