Being mostly straight sucks sometimes. All the girls I want to date run away in fear when they see it, while the gay boys I let service me beg me to pound their face harder.
"All Sorts: From the Lucious Tid-Bit to the bouncing Jack Whore - From the Bunter-in-Rags to the Gay Pompadour" - a depiction of four whores by John Raphael Smith (c. 1775)
