Every Christmas the whole family gets together and exchanges gifts for Secret Santa. My cousin couldn't contain her excitement when she picked my name out of the hat - she had to send me a video of what my Christmas present will be this year.
This was last year, but I didn't share at the time... After a night of being used and left dripping in more ways than one, that's where Sir left me: my face coated in his Gift and kneeling in the hotel hallway...