The men in my family have been cops for generations. MY brother and I work for the same precinct so when we get partnered for the day we have fun whether the twink drivers were speeding or not.
The house I just bought has a special adaptive powered exercise bike. See that silver shaft moving the white part above? I see some serious potential. Speed can be set for 1-15 mph, and to any desired duration. I am working on a conversion plan.