In France, there are esoteric wine label laws such as "Unless the wine is from a Premier Cru vineyard, the vineyard name must be printed in characters no more than half the height of the ones used for the village name" [wikipedia]
One day you come home earlier than expected... You see the wine glasses... You see the clothing on the floor... Then you hear the voices... You know what is expecting you... It was bound to happen and it is finally happening...
