Traditionalist conservative housewives find their days much less boring, now that they can spice it up by inflicting endless degradations on their Feminist POW maids reduced to serving as human vacuum cleaners
Sir, as another of my servants is mysteriously With Child, I am forced to seek a new maid. On requesting particulars, I received a novel and most modern photographic presentation. I may take some little time studying their merits.
Sir, my maid Betsy opined her wages too low to buy a new hat. "I shall give you a new hat", says I, "If I may be permitted to make a photographic print whilst you wear it. Bring two of your friends, they may all have a new bonnet!" The joy in their hearts
Sir, In investigating the disappearance of my finest Sauternes I found the culprits, my butler and scullery-maid, in flagrante delicto. I offered a full pardon of their mischief if they agreed to hold their licentious pose for a daguerrotype for my wife.
Sir, having dismissed my maid on her ignorance of port wine & brandy, I found myself interviewing fresh staff. "From which region does the best wine originate?" I asked. Upon their response, these harlots were removed. On later reflection, I have invi
