Recently I almost asked my Uber to fuck me... he wasn’t even hot... I was just so horny [f] btw YES this is true sometimes when you’re horny you’ll think crazy things... it is what it is
Wife reminding me this morning that I don't measure up - she is s till amazed how tiny I am despite being so tall (6'7"). I wish I could blame the cold for my lack of size, but I had just stepped out of a hot shower!
