Dad told me that my sister had to listen to everything I told her to do while I was teaching her how to drive. Don't think this is what he had in mind.
This is the first time I got to see my little bro after he turned 18. I knew in the seven months since his birthday Dad would have trained him as well as me he'd trained me.
Your girlfriend was lying in bed with you, consoling you while you cry about how cruel your dad is to you. Then he walked in. "You keep my name outta your mouth, I keep this outta hers. Got it?"
