Please enjoy my repertoire o[f] really good jokes while admiring my various lumps. This is either a really good idea, or the worst idea I've ever had. What do you think?
This is my roommate in SAE, who for obvious reasons walks around naked all the time. It makes me so embarrassed but also so turned on to be in the showers with him. He texted a bunch of us this pic as a joke when he was drunk. Face removed.
[Proof] Found a pair of glasses outside of a bank. Made a joke about this sub, to my friend. Ended up taking a picture. Friend wanted evidence, so I decided to post it.
After I took this picture I jokingly said "it feels like were at a water park" and now I'm packing for a day trip to Wisconsin Dells for Valentine's day
As a harmless joke, you changed your name in your sister's phone to "BF", thinking it could lead to a few laughs. When she sent this video to you the next day, you realised this prank may have more serious consequences...
While trying to make a pit-fruit joke for this, I learned that nectarines aren't even their own species (they're just a cultivar of peaches), and I'm irrationally saddened by that
