"Hi Sarah, this is your BIO 102 professor. Pardon the text but I've already sent two emails about your extended absence and you are in urgent danger of failing unless you can provide a doctor's note." She replied with a picture, "Does this count?"
19F 50+ college professor fucked me in this when I was 18 in my freshman year at college...I was super sore the next day. He pounded me like such a slut and made my mascara run down my face.