I don't know how mom managed to scrunch into the side of the backseat just where dad couldn't quite see her. But she did, and it made the trip much more exciting.
I wanted to post this here before anywhere else: My boyfriend and I planned to go on a road trip, but I ended up checking into rehab. He took my stuffed bunny Patricia on the trip instead and took pictures of her enjoying herself!
On a Girls Trip in Vegas! My friend from Reddit /u/madisonrae89 is with as well! We’re going to get into some trouble tonight on the strip! Come watch us hook up!
I asked your wife to go on a business trip. It was a week long one which you thought she would refuse. But your wife knew it was just code for me whoring her out to my company customers. She brought out her luggage before we finished talking.
[f] In a few hours I’m going to leave on a family road trip from Florida to South Carolina with this plug in my ass. This either going to be the best or worst decision of my life
