Dad told me that my sister had to listen to everything I told her to do while I was teaching her how to drive. Don't think this is what he had in mind.
Told one of my buddies I got a golden dog cock that jizzes. He asked, "What do you mean?” ... I replied, "I mean I got a golden dog cock that jizzes." Thank you Bad Dragon for allowing me the ability to say those words.
Turning 43 - Was finishing yard work with (M)y shirt of when when my 26 yr old neighbour came out and asked me what she had to do for me to come cut her grass....she told me she had a few ideas lol. Do you think she was coming on to me?