Oh, you're a Doctor? Great, I've been looking everywhere but it's so hard to get appointments, lucky me to find one on the train right? Anyway, I'm sure I felt a lump a few days ago. Like, it could be cancer so please check it through carefully.
Tales from The Jester Club: A Bad Cunt-stomer. Some cunts have a real bad attitude but staff trained by Civilisation LLP can fuck it right out of them.
