My wife always jills off on the interstate if the drive is longer than 90 minutes or so. I make sure to pass trucks and tour buses as slow as possible.
I got a called into work on my day off, as I was driving out of my neighborhood I could have swore I saw what looked like my boss's truck pulling into my driveway. Shortly thereafter I got a snap from him, and sure enough, there he was fucking my wife.. o
