"At least two women a day get spanked at Nu-West. Some men count sheep to go to sleep. I try to count all the women I've spanked." Ed Lee, founder of Nu-West
"Hi Sarah, this is your BIO 102 professor. Pardon the text but I've already sent two emails about your extended absence and you are in urgent danger of failing unless you can provide a doctor's note." She replied with a picture, "Does this count?"
