My room mate and I made this in response to an unsolicited dick pic, now I just send it to any one that cant take a hint.. thought I'd share. Use it well and enjoy!
Sir, further to my correspondence of the 20th inst., I have received - quite unsolicited - a brochure of geysers from a rival manufacturer. It is a true modern miracle that I feel such warmth from merely browsing the sales literature. Thus, I beg assistan
