Your wife sends you this video hours before she leaves on a Cruise that you paid for her and her bull (your best friend) to go on. Meanwhile you stay back and work your 2 jobs so she doesn’t have to work at all. Bon voyage cuck!
My good [gentleman] friend Captain Reginald Smythe has returned from a colonial voyage, and has brought back with him mystic herbs, spices and learnings. He demonstrated to me a most astounding feat that had been taught to him by a wise guru of the East.
