What, you don't like it sweetie? Well, your boss promised to demote you and cut your pay if I stay like this the whole ceremony, so of course I said yes! I can't wait to see your dear mum's face when I walk in haha! Now come along, let's get hitched!
[couple] My wife is out of town for work and sent me this when she woke up. It's going to kill me to have to wait until tonight to get my hands on her!
Hi!!! I cannot wait to get fucked in the ass tonight, and have sex all damn weekend. I am not sure if it’s the change of season, but I’m horny as hell!!!