What, you don't like it sweetie? Well, your boss promised to demote you and cut your pay if I stay like this the whole ceremony, so of course I said yes! I can't wait to see your dear mum's face when I walk in haha! Now come along, let's get hitched!
You hear sounds of moaning and lips smacking coming from your parent's bedroom. You walk in to find this. Looks like, your mom found a new daddy. He'll pound her so good that she'd soon beg him to make babies with her.