M - 29 - 5' 9" - 140 Setting some goals today to try and feel happier about my body. I am hung up about my flat chest, weird hair on my stomach and my crooked dick. Some things I can't improve but hey i'll try!
Jail makes you desperate. I was spending a year in the same prison that employs my father. He’s a guard. The weird thing is, he was no longer my dad and was now a big dicked guard who gave me what any incarcerated female needs. Dick. Lots of it.
Your first session with your new personal trainer is tomorrow at her house. She seems nice, but she keeps making these weird comments about how she's "going to work you hard, like you need." And then she sent you this selfie, today...
