[B/S] After my girlfriend had just dumped me, and my sister came home from another failed date, we started talking about how much easier it would be if we were just in a relationship with each other instead. "Well, we could do that..." I said:
The last thing you remember, it was night time, and you were leaving the bar with your wife, and some jerk was talking about how hot she looked. You turned around to confront him and...you wake up lying on the curb with a headache, the sun is coming up, a
My friend and I were cleaning the wheels off the car, we started talking about sex and my dick started to grow and it slip out of my shorts. He laughed and asked me if he could take a picture. What did you do ?
A few of my meetings were cancelled this morning... If you listen you can hear my boss and colleague talking in the next row of desks... Should mention my heart was racing! [F]
Your gf said she'd go talk to your bully for you and tell him to leave you alone. You peeked into the bathroom to thank her again, but you were a little confused. Why was she putting on lingerie under her clothes?
You were wondering why your mom took so long when she visited your bully to have a talk with him - until that night when your bully sent you videos of him tearing her thick mommy ass up on Snapchat