This is my ass. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My ass is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my ass is useless. Without my ass, I am useless.
"What will my job be when I turn eighteen?" is one of the most commonly asked questions by those graduating from Adolescent Cunt Education Centers. Thankfully, their (extremely light) textbooks contain a handy chart.