Whats that, someone is looking? If you really loved me you wouldn't care what other people think! Now start kissing it or else you won't be getting sex for another month.

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[wife] "Suck it up, you damn bitch" is both what she tells you and what that guy told her at that fiasco of a show two months ago.

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Shoot, I was going to bake some banana nut bread, but then I remembered what month it is.

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