[B/S] I'm pretty sure I'm the one who gains the most from my "present" for my sister, but this is what she asks for every year, so who am I to disappoint...?
This is my ass. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My ass is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my ass is useless. Without my ass, I am useless.