When your mom cheated on your dad, her new boyfriend moved in before you dad had even moved out. He gave the "New man of the house" speech literally right in front of your dad. He was such a dick and your sisters were always bitches, so you didnt get why
When your mom found out how bad he was beating you, she told you she was going over to his house right then and there. When she got home that night, she announced that she was divorcing your father and marrying your bully, calling it "True Love"
When your mom said you had to watch her have sex with your bully, you thought she was joking...but here you are, watching her get fucked on your own bed
When your mom asks you what you truthfully want for your birthday since you've never really seemed to have enjoyed your previous presents.. A son can dream..
When your bullies heard you got a new girlfriend they made it their mission to fuck her. Luckily for them she gets very slutty when she's drunk so they invited her to their next party and had their way with her. You have to stay at home and jerk off to th
When your asshole boss offered to pick your daughter up from school, after keeping you late, you had been a little suspicious. However you accepted his offer anyways; you didn't want your little angel to get wet and catch a cold.
When your car broke down, you were wary to leave your girlfriend and asshole coworker alone together as you ventured into the nearest town for help, how she assured you she'd be fine. Ten minutes after you left, your coworker had your innocent girlfriend
When your bully found out that your sister was a feminist who didn’t want any kids he couldn’t resist ruining her. You tried to stop him but he just beat the shit out if you. Now your sister is screaming how she’s just a hole to be filled while your bully
When your old-time bully broke into your house you had expected him to face repercussions due to your wife being on the force. Yet despite all the evidence, including a black eye, she forced you to drop all charges and even gave the asshole a ride home!
When your bully of a co-worker got that promotion and became your boss. He called you into his office, kneed you in the balls and said “Bring your daughter to me or you’re fired” What else was I supposed to do?
