For those of you who are here because of the /r/funny post... I would first like to say thank you for the incredible turnout! But I'd also like to show you an updated subscription graph....
A: “You like that cock?” B: “Yes, I do.” A: “Say, ‘Yes, Daddy.’” B: “Yes, daddy.” — (hot & funny; they’re roughly the same age; who doesn’t have ‘daddy issues’ these days...?)