[F]irst time in my life buying a two piece swimsuit. I never felt good enough about my body to buy one, but I have to say, I feel pretty good in it! Who wants to go to the beach? ;)
For those of you who are here because of the /r/funny post... I would first like to say thank you for the incredible turnout! But I'd also like to show you an updated subscription graph....
First time posting. Since I'm not using a throw away account... I'd just like to say hi to all my friends from high school and my wife who happen to know my reddit name.
I got my daughter a job as my boss's secretary thinking that, after having worked there for 10 years, he would give me his position once he retired. Instead he promoted his son, who he had just hired. Safe to say I regret getting my daughter that job.. sh
