As much as I love crazy sex, the sight/sound of another cute girl a few feet away getting the same treatment (or worse!) always makes it 100x hotter. This is why I like swingers clubs... (x-post /r/gangbang)
"Goodnight, baby. I'm being forced to bunk with Kylie's ex, is that okay? I know you don't like him but it's just for the weekend. I'll text you in the morning.❤"