my wife's boss has been flirting with her for a few months and finally asked her to dinner just the two of them. She wants to know which outfit do you think her boss will like? She wants to wear thigh high stockings and no panties but doesn't know is she
Your wife thought it'd be a good idea to invite your boss over for dinner. He kicks you out, locks himself in for the weekend while he "corrects" your wife's behavior. He'll see you back at the office on Monday.
You apologize over and over to your wife that you won’t be able to make it home for your anniversary dinner because your asshole coworker didn’t show up. After 5 missed calls you get this video sent from your wife’s phone with the message “enjoy my shift