Your wife thought it'd be a good idea to invite your boss over for dinner. He kicks you out, locks himself in for the weekend while he "corrects" your wife's behavior. He'll see you back at the office on Monday.
Your wife found out that two of your coworkers were stealing your clients and making you sign over your commissions. She laughed in your face and told you to invite them over and say out loud that you're "signing her over" as well.
Sir, On a Thursday evening I invite local ladies to assist me in the science of photography. This interests the ladies greatly. Unbeknown to us, as we held our dramatic pose for 20 minutes, my wife, having discovered the nature of my scientific endeavours
