Your wife thought it'd be a good idea to invite your boss over for dinner. He kicks you out, locks himself in for the weekend while he "corrects" your wife's behavior. He'll see you back at the office on Monday.
I thought I could make my old high school bully jealous by introducing him to my beautiful wife.. since then she's kicked me out of my house and he's moved in. Judging by all the videos he has sent me, he's had more sex in the few weeks that they've been
