The renovations in your yard seemed to take forever. But your wife vouched for the workers. Turns out they have been carrying out major reconstruction of your wife's holes all this while and you have been paying them for it.
My friend converted me away from Mormonism by teaching me the wonders of sin, so I payed him back by teaching his wife the wonders of BWC. We all learned a lot, and had fun doing it
Your anniversary was last night. She’s now you’re wife of 3 years. It’s been so long since she’s had a real dick. That’s why she’s sucking on a big black cock inside the house you pay for.
Your bully of a landlord came over to demand his rent. When you told him that you didn’t have the money this month because he had started making you pay double, he knocked you out in your bedroom in front of your wife. When you woke up, this was the first
