[couple] My wife is out of town for work and sent me this when she woke up. It's going to kill me to have to wait until tonight to get my hands on her!
Your bully of a landlord came over to demand his rent. When you told him that you didn’t have the money this month because he had started making you pay double, he knocked you out in your bedroom in front of your wife. When you woke up, this was the first
