Your wife thought it'd be a good idea to invite your boss over for dinner. He kicks you out, locks himself in for the weekend while he "corrects" your wife's behavior. He'll see you back at the office on Monday.
My friend's, last best idea to get me to quit being Mormon for good was to leave me alone with his wife. She (f30) opened my (m25[then]) mind by opening her legs. God bless them for all the wise, worldly ways they showed me
