I asked mom what she was planning on wearing during out mother/son getaway at the lake this weekend. She quickly sent me this with the message "Don't tell your father ;)"
Pretty overwhelmed with the messages I've been receiving and I'm trying to respond to every single one of them :) a lot of people have asked what I do for work.. not what I should be doing I think
You apologize over and over to your wife that you won’t be able to make it home for your anniversary dinner because your asshole coworker didn’t show up. After 5 missed calls you get this video sent from your wife’s phone with the message “enjoy my shift