Taken it off at Dennison, this one girl practices all the moves she'll need when she can't pay the rent. In the meantime it's the jacked bros pushing the labia open and gettin' sweetly inside. You know what that means: visit /r/weightroom, sweat it in the
In honor of 2000 readers (almost, because I'm impatient) an album of some of my favorites. Yes, there are some reposts in here, but it'll be alright, I promise.
In a really happy Festivus mood today, I just need someone to suck the living daylight out of me before the long flight home then I'll be all set (the mid-flight boner while I dream of lifting the flight attendant skirt and mile-high-banging-her-silly is
"Goodnight, baby. I'm being forced to bunk with Kylie's ex, is that okay? I know you don't like him but it's just for the weekend. I'll text you in the morning.❤"
