In order for you to make the - a day, I need to show the producers how you are with a male talent. So what I'm going to have you do is... Suck my cock.
Happy birthday Reese Witherspoon (Yes, she's vintage -- she's 40 today and got naked in the previous millennium. It's not that she isn't vintage, it's that you're old... And what do you have against titties?)
A: “You like that cock?” B: “Yes, I do.” A: “Say, ‘Yes, Daddy.’” B: “Yes, daddy.” — (hot & funny; they’re roughly the same age; who doesn’t have ‘daddy issues’ these days...?)