[M]erry Xmas! My cake day, real life b'day and Xmas are all upon us. So I thought I'd give back. I know you lady's are tired of six pack abs so I brought my pony keg.
After my bullies beat me within an inch of my life they found the A+ I got on my math test. They wondered if all Asians are just like their stereotypes so they visited my mom to see if she submits to white men. You know what they say about stereotypes...
