U wanted your mom to be the first one to know that you got selected in basketball ball team so u decided to bunk school and come home early to find your bully proneboning your mom on dining table and her moaning about how his big dick is stretching her up
When your bully of a co-worker got that promotion and became your boss. He called you into his office, kneed you in the balls and said “Bring your daughter to me or you’re fired” What else was I supposed to do?
