Told one of my buddies I got a golden dog cock that jizzes. He asked, "What do you mean?” ... I replied, "I mean I got a golden dog cock that jizzes." Thank you Bad Dragon for allowing me the ability to say those words.
For everyone out there that enjoys seeing my wife's wedding ring as she teases me for having a clit instead of a cock, here is a New Year's gift to you all! [We love comments, so please leave one if ya' got one!]
