you come home late after work and super tired. you find your wife already waiting for you hard. she fucks you into oblivion. your mind goes blank and you lose all sense of time. you are in love.
Sure enough, they missed their dinner reservations for 7PM, and ended up having dinner at 9PM instead (winky face). That should give him time to reload....see you late tonight.....
Your big sister always takes ages in the shower each morning, making you late almost daily. Finally one day you decide to interrupt her and kick her out. Ever since then, you two shower together.
When your asshole boss offered to pick your daughter up from school, after keeping you late, you had been a little suspicious. However you accepted his offer anyways; you didn't want your little angel to get wet and catch a cold.
You video called your mum to tell her you'll be coming late from that new year party you are attending right now, only to see her getting rammed by your bully like she's a filthy whore. Her new year is more awesome than yours....
