You must think it's a stupid play, but I really really advise you to give it a try, ladies. If the friend playing with her tongue does it well, it's so pleasant you will even laugh
She never forgets what he told her: "if you don't want to lose me, you must be good with me". And she really loves him. He knows the secret of success with women isn't how you behave, if you are what women want.
MD feminists: serving breakfast to a superior Man is one of the greatest goals and privileges you can aspire to and get honored with in your inferior female existence, so you must perform this task with the greatest discipline and devotion
women feel offended when inferior men treat them bad, but they feel happy and validated when superior Men treat them bad. So MD gentlemen remember: if you are superior Men, you MUST mistreat women, once they beg you for it, so they feel respected by you
If you have extra range of motion, you must keep your joints limber through regular stretching, or some of that ability may be lost as you age. [HowStuffWorks, "Can you really be double-jointed?"]
MD feminists, remember that in order to look like important people to inferior men you must do things like tomorrow's feminist march; but in order to look beautiful and 'important' to the superior men your female inferiority needs & prefers, you must
As a woman, you must learn to understand the power you wield with your cock and appreciate the vulnerability he shares with you by letting you fuck him in the ass
