Hey everybody! I've recently lost a whole lot of weight, so I'm pretty new to the idea of taking a selfie and actually being happy with it? So, terrible lighting aside, what do you think? Do I fit in here? :-)
You invited your asshole boss over for dinner in the hopes that he would finally give you that promotion you had been working so hard for. Unfortunately for you, he wasn’t interested in any of the food, only your daughter’s pretty mouth.
