You will never be able to say women have nothing to offer, because, at least, they will always have their own bodies. When your body is useless and it can't do anything of worth, you can only offer your body itself.
I spent 30 minutes masturbating in a public sauna the other day. I wanted someone to walk in on me. Posting on here is the next best thing. Sorry for the long gif! Hopefully it’s worth your time
What do you do on a movie date if the movie doesn't impress her? Make her time in the theater worth it by getting down on your knees and licking her pussy.