When my girlfriend broke up with me just before our vacation, I offered mom the other ticket so it wouldn't go to waste. Mom was so grateful she offered to fill in for my girlfriend in every way
Going through some old things in storage, you found a vhs tape with your parents names on it, titled "Honeymoon". You watched it, hoping to see a fun vacation video, but instead it's just a week of debauchery between your mom and your "Uncle Jim", and you